There Were No Wise Men (two asses talking)

“Feels like rain tonight, I’m feeling a little bloated. That’s always how I feel when it’s about to rain.”

“Or when you ate all the damn carrots.”

“Look, just because I’m observant.”

“One, is all I ask. Save one for me.”

“Oh, I think I might die, or this is going to be a hurricane.”

“A hurricane of orange in your big fat tummy.”

“Take it back.”

“No.”

“It’s my large bones.”

“Big appetite.”

“Bones.”

“Carrots out the wazoo.”

“Rain coming, I think.”

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