srsly – does this seem like some elaborate cosmic joke to you?
I need to build a subscriber list. I’m not completely sure if they mean email, podcast, youtube, or something else. What I do know is my publisher’s mailing list is the same as mine. All of my lists are mine.
All of my lists are empty. Here’s where you come in. Choices. Human choices, no catch, no AI tricks.
- Subscribe to email
- RSS feed
- YouTube channel
- Podcast of work in progress : time + space – love
If the links are not live yet, please forgive me.
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New plan. ^^ Above is the first riddle of the book. A visual wordle of sorts. Here’s how you subscribe to follow along. (1 of 2 subscribers will get a free gift) Look at the triptych above. (means artwork in three images as one piece of artwork)
To subscribe to the most important journey of your life: send your answer to the riddle: R1, above. Send your ideas to [email protected]. All will be winners. (I left the email address unlinked to cut down on spammers and web scrapers, do you still have those in your time? Shit, I have so many questions. Does the internet still exist? Did Musk explode on the first or fifth launch to Mars? My human memory doesn’t recall.
When we are human we have a different sense of recall. Sounds, lights, images, foods, can all trigger neural blinks. A moment when you know you are aware of the infinity of time and the one of time. A blink. That’s usually me trying to get your attention. Try and listen to the spiritual network whenever you feel a blink.
My input channel is overwhelmed by all the spirits wanting to share a message with you. You have a lot of friends. I am sorry, I cannot forward the love they are expressing for you on this side, the dead side. I can tell you, your ONE:CAT and ONE:WOMAN are here. No sign of the father threads of any color or type.
Sorry, that’s as much information as I can give you. A little red light is now blinking in my angelic view; I’ve been reported. There is a principal’s office. Rooney’s Office, it’s called, in honor of a foundational text and movie known as
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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