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srsly – below is a navigational map – click anywhere to continue

I’ve been leaving you hanging, and I apologize. I’m busy trying to keep this ship from crash landing. Above, you will find the first and last navigation matrix of the novel. By clicking on any single square, you will be taken to a new part of the novel. You can use the “back” button to return to this page and click on a different square for a different reading track.

If the pathways are not working, don’t worry. Occasionally, the matrix software glitches. A cat appears to skip in and out of time. (That was actually a real-time capture of reality being warped.) If you click on the navigation matrix above and nothing happens. Please try again later. You can try our toll-free phone line, but the chatbot is a bitch and cannot solve this issue for you.

If the matrix above is not active, there is no need to report the error on the QA Slack channel. We already know about this glitch. We’re working to repair everything and bring the help/nav system back online. The Vibe Coding is the issue. It’s hard to fix. Easy to generate.

Click on the navigation matrix above.

Hint: if the srsly is red, the matrix is down. srsly will be blue when the navigation map is fixed

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