Fire Alarm (what’s the emergency?)
Fire Alarm (what's the emergency?) The buzzing from the fire alarm was so loud, and it was just BLEEEEEPing every few minutes about a low 9-volt battery that needed replacing.…
Fire Alarm (what's the emergency?) The buzzing from the fire alarm was so loud, and it was just BLEEEEEPing every few minutes about a low 9-volt battery that needed replacing.…
Tales of the Tilted Planet (drinking water) The news in 2023 of the new angle of the Earth suddenly became the front runner for how we'd fkd up the planet.…
It Took Her A While (to leave) Nothing I could say would fix things. We both knew it was doomed. She'd popped my post-divorce cherry, to be blunt. That was…