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I Don’t Have Orgasms, She Said (online hookup)

  • Post author:John McElhenney
  • Post published:March 5, 2023
  • Post category:mcelhenney/short short stories/ss1

"I Don't Have Orgasms," She Said. "It's my antidepressant." "That's rough," I said, a bit uncomfortable to still be trying. "It's okay, you can finish up." And like that the…

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What Is It About New York? (aspirational growth)

  • Post author:John McElhenney
  • Post published:March 4, 2023
  • Post category:mcelhenney/short short stories/ss1

What Is It About New York? I don't have a good explanation. My sister lived there. My mother moved there for a few years while I attempted to go insane…

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There Were No Wise Men (two asses talking)

  • Post author:John McElhenney
  • Post published:March 4, 2023
  • Post category:mcelhenney/short short stories/ss1

There Were No Wise Men (two asses talking) "Feels like rain tonight, I'm feeling a little bloated. That's always how I feel when it's about to rain." "Or when you…

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